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Naughty SMS

Posted January 8th, 2010 by admin | No Comments

Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS are great for having a bit of fun provided the receiver has a sense of humour, they are not for sending to the conservative boss. Check out our favourite naughty texts messages below.

This is one of our favourite naughty sms messages

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Its not only what you say but the way you write it for many saucy texts. See what I mean with the next one

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Naughty SMS Messages

Lets get back to some more joke sms messages. Try these out on your friends

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

This one is a bit corny

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

) (
( .)( . )
) (

because….

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

——) ‘ (——
—- (_(_)——
—– I I I ——-
–I SEE U BABY–

——) ‘ (——
—-(_)_)—–
—– I I I—–
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

This one is my favourite naughty SMS, try this on your friends

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

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Naughty SMS Jokes

Posted January 22nd, 2010 by admin | No Comments

Naughty SMS Jokes

The following is a list of naughty SMS Jokes. Be warned, they may cause offense. They are saucy, naughty, rude and also funny. Read on

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: Theyre both squirmy,both live in slime,& only 1 in 250 million
accomplishes anything worthwhile.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other

What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it’s gone forever!

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true
warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend… Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since
he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don’t get an erection but you look hard!

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone
except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

Try them out on your friends and send us any naughty jokes that you think our readers would like

Naughty SMS Jokes – Flirting

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

I’m like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I

meet U between the holidays?

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth

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Birthday SMS Suggestions

Posted January 20th, 2010 by admin | No Comments

These are some of my favourite birthday SMS messages. Make someone laugh on their birthday, send a birth wish by SMS text message now.

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
.
.
.
.
Happy Birthday my love.

Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!

Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Try out some of these happy birthday SMS text messages and let us know what the reaction is

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Naughty Text Message

Posted January 18th, 2010 by admin | No Comments

Naughty Text Message

These are the naughtiest sauciest text messages that we could find. If you have received a text message which is as naughty as these text messages, send it to us.

For now, check out the naughty text messages below.

If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24
carrots, keep on walking lady!!
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Jelly Baby goes
2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U
cant have aids ur
a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been
sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom
mirror n says 2 her husband, “i look
horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment”, her husband den
replies “ur eyesight’s
spot on!”
chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow
smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed
saying”i guess we answered that question”
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot
u don’t have!
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh
yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of
me….enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion
Naughty Text Message Rules

There are a few rules that you should consider before sending your naughty text message. Consider the receiver, do they have a sense of humour, will they enjoy the joke. Always check the number that you are sending to before clicking send – it can be unsent, make sure it is going to who you think its going to. If you mistype a number, someone unintended may get your message and may consider it as harassment. Be carful!

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Naughty SMS Message

Posted January 8th, 2010 by admin | No Comments

Naughty SMS Message

Some of our favourite naughty SMS messages are shown below, let us know what you think about them and if you have any better messages, let us know and we will add them here. Enjoy

This one is very naughty

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its dollors per minute!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
I was nervous at first, it was big and long and went straight up, Ihad to try it… i eased myself onto it and i liked it! i went up and down on it, i love escalators now
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

Naughty SMS Message – Chat up lines

These are some corny, saucy and naughty sms mesaages that you can use as chat up lines

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world
i’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
how much does a polar bear weigh?well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul
ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight
U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
sorry i cant talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me i’m diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u

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