Naughty Text Message
These are the naughtiest sauciest text messages that we could find. If you have received a text message which is as naughty as these text messages, send it to us.
For now, check out the naughty text messages below.
- If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24
carrots, keep on walking lady!! - Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- Jelly Baby goes
2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U
cant have aids ur
a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been
sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! - A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom
mirror n says 2 her husband, “i look
horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment”, her husband den
replies “ur eyesight’s
spot on!” - chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow
smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed
saying”i guess we answered that question” - Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot
u don’t have! - Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh
yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam - come here.take off ur pants and get on top of
me….enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!! - Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion -
Naughty Text Message Rules
There are a few rules that you should consider before sending your naughty text message. Consider the receiver, do they have a sense of humour, will they enjoy the joke. Always check the number that you are sending to before clicking send – it can be unsent, make sure it is going to who you think its going to. If you mistype a number, someone unintended may get your message and may consider it as harassment. Be carful!