Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS

Naughty Text Message

Naughty Text Message

These are the naughtiest sauciest text messages that we could find. If you have received a text message which is as naughty as these text messages, send it to us.
For now, check out the naughty text messages below.
  • If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24
    carrots, keep on walking lady!!
  • Do you like raisins? How about a date?
  • Jelly Baby goes
    2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U
    cant have aids ur
    a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been
    sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
  • A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom
    mirror n says 2 her husband, “i look
    horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment”, her husband den
    replies “ur eyesight’s
    spot on!”
  • chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow
    smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed
    saying”i guess we answered that question”
  • Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-
    ur money & even lose ur mind.But
    1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot
    u don’t have!
  • Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh
    yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
    slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
  • come here.take off ur pants and get on top of
    me….enjoy me until ur totally satisfied
    lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
  • Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
    A: You cry when you cut up an onion
  • Naughty Text Message Rules

    There are a few rules that you should consider before sending your naughty text message. Consider the receiver, do they have a sense of humour, will they enjoy the joke. Always check the number that you are sending to before clicking send – it can be unsent, make sure it is going to who you think its going to. If you mistype a number, someone unintended may get your message and may consider it as harassment. Be carful!

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