Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS are great for having a bit of fun provided the receiver has a sense of humour, they are not for sending to the conservative boss. Check out our favourite naughty texts messages below.

This is one of our favourite naughty sms messages

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Its not only what you say but the way you write it for many saucy texts. See what I mean with the next one

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Naughty SMS Messages

Lets get back to some more joke sms messages. Try these out on your friends

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

This one is a bit corny

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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( .)( . )
) (

because….

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

——) ‘ (——
—- (_(_)——
—– I I I ——-
–I SEE U BABY–

——) ‘ (——
—-(_)_)—–
—– I I I—–
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

This one is my favourite naughty SMS, try this on your friends

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

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