Naughty SMS Message
Some of our favourite naughty SMS messages are shown below, let us know what you think about them and if you have any better messages, let us know and we will add them here. Enjoy
This one is very naughty
- CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….
- When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its dollors per minute! - Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. - I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
- I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
- I was nervous at first, it was big and long and went straight up, Ihad to try it… i eased myself onto it and i liked it! i went up and down on it, i love escalators now
- From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Naughty SMS Message – Chat up lines
These are some corny, saucy and naughty sms mesaages that you can use as chat up lines
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours
- if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
- Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world
- i’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
- how much does a polar bear weigh?well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul
- ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight
- U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
- sorry i cant talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me i’m diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u
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